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Funny Stories
It's quite obvious from my pictures that I am a little skinny guy, which I don't mind. There are some benefits to being a little guy but there are also some downfalls. For example, I have always wanted to go skydiving, but lets be realalistic, I can't do that...'cause I'm never gonna hit the ground!! I'll jump out of the plane and be like, "wow this is great, wheew!!" "Hey, hold on a second, whoa, whoa, why am I going up, why am I going up!!" Shoot, with my ears sticking out
I become a human kite!! But, a benefit to being a little skinny guy is, when I'm at work nobody ever comes up to me and asks me to help them lift the heavy stuff. They come up to me and ask, "hey Dan... nevermind, hey Bubba, come over here and help me move this table!" Shoot, I'm not stupid, I'm in the back polishing silverware with the women!! I don't want to get a hernia!!! Every week I will update this web site with my different life experiences!
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